6/16/2005 11:11:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
Okay, boys and girls,
Over a very sumptuous lunch of "land-turtle" soup and roasted duck yesterday, me and chee han plotted an outing for this sunday. In this partnership, my job is to figure out the information and spoon feed all of you folks, while Chee Han's job is to supervise me.
Well, this is what i gathered
1) Access to the bridge is free-of-charge !!!
2) There are 2 ways of going reaching the "holy grail". The intended way is to park at the MacRitchie carpark (the one we went to for our annual cross-country runs in our secondary school), and trek 5km to and 5km from the bridge. Total distance 10km, estimated time taken for general public is about 4 hours. [And for well-trained athletes like us, we can make it in 3 hours 55 mins.]
3) The other way, which is a bit more Sillyporean way of doing thing. We will cut-queue. We will park our cars at either the small carpark (120 lots) along Venus Drive, or park at the multi-storey carpark across Thomson road (at Blk 446/448 Sim Ming Ave), or anyhowly park along Island Club Road and risk a $2million fine. After which, we will happily stroll along the Island Club Road into the 2km mark of the trial and start from there.
4) I know many of you will protest. You will think that you are the fittest and fastest and bestest frisbee player in the whole of Bishan Park 1 and moreover, you, as a mountaineer, have reached the peak of Mount Kaninabalu sereval years ago... So we should just cut the crap and do the full 10km trail. I would also like to remind you that... we are not young anymore too.
5) Things to take note:
a) Bring water (1 litre each)
b) Bring as little else as possible
c) Wear proper shoes
d) Bring Emergency Communication Device equiped with Distress Beacon (ie Handphone)
e) Have breakfast first, else later "pengsan" inside jungle need to activate Orang Asli trekker to find you.
6) So, sissy trail it shall be. Who is game, who is chicken? Please RSVP to Chee Han.Chee Han, Kums, Jes, Jes's Friend Shirley, Todd, Yibin, Claris, wtr, Tan Feng, Sum... who else??
Meeting Place: Venus Drive junction with Island Club Road, Time: 9am, Date: This Sunday 19 June
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6/20/2005 05:15:00 pm|W|P|
Cowboy Caleb|W|P|
You have been Tomorrowed
http://tomorrow.sg/archives/2005/06/20/singapore_air-con_blog.html
6/15/2005 09:46:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
How A China Man Wears His Pants |W|P|
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6/15/2005 09:46:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
Loose Skin |W|P|
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6/21/2005 06:38:00 am|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
You have been tomoloed... with skin like that, you have no tomorrow!
6/15/2005 09:43:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
Cant remember whose nip this is. Bryan's? |W|P|
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6/15/2005 09:42:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
Another Thigh Wide Open by Huay |W|P|
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6/15/2005 12:56:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
He ain't heavy... he's my brudder... |W|P|
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6/15/2005 12:58:00 am|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
oh, poor allan....
6/15/2005 12:43:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
Guess who? |W|P|
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toadjuice@yahoo.com
6/15/2005 12:47:00 am|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
Skum in Manado?
6/14/2005 04:47:00 pm|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
Kum's buttbutt, and Mel's salivating.. |W|P|
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6/14/2005 09:49:00 pm|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
Mel has had one too many gelatos.....
6/14/2005 11:16:00 pm|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
thanks a lot gay boy..
6/15/2005 12:39:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
Damn! This is super retro.
6/14/2005 04:43:00 pm|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
Another of those Thighs Wide Open photos.. |W|P|
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6/14/2005 09:50:00 pm|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
OMG.....
That's a familiar scene...
ha ha
6/15/2005 12:45:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
Wh yis Bryan rubbing Kum's crotch with his leg?
6/15/2005 04:26:00 pm|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
that explans my satisfied face.
6/14/2005 04:10:00 pm|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
Silly Darth comic|W|P|
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Darthy stuff|W|P|
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6/14/2005 09:42:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
When we're off diving... 26 Dec 03 |W|P|
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6/14/2005 09:49:00 pm|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
Poor Gal,
No wonder she stopped diving wth us.......
"It wasn't me"...
--Skum, Todd, Bry (STBs)
6/13/2005 07:05:00 pm|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
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Taking foot fetish to another level.|W|P|
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Random Photo|W|P|
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6/14/2005 10:45:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
its a random photo from my collection of toes... can?
Dun hate, big up yourself.
6/14/2005 09:50:00 pm|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
Bad toes... bad bad toes...
6/13/2005 07:02:00 pm|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
These are Jesmine's friends, (from left GuanGuan, Chester and family and Jesmine and Kums). Notice the kid is nodding off...
Jesmine's gals (Jes, Sally and Janice and her little princess)
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11th June, this happened...|W|P|
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6/13/2005 08:40:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
"The doctor gave him two weeks to live
I'd give him more...
if i could."
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Jack Johnson|W|P|
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6/13/2005 04:53:00 pm|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
So, who's this Jack Johnson guy anyway?
6/13/2005 06:39:00 pm|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
Jack Johnson is my fav singer now.
http://www.jackjohnsonmusic.com/
6/12/2005 12:07:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
First pict of Kum sompah on the blog. |W|P|
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toadjuice@yahoo.com
6/12/2005 12:30:00 am|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
sweet :)
6/11/2005 10:08:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
A message board has been included into this blog for the benefit of everyone who wants to ramble about stuff.
I hope you enjoy it.
Should if be too much of an eyesore and you want it removes, drop me a message.
Cheers!
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You have to believe in luck. How else can you explain the success of your enemy?
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6/11/2005 11:46:00 am|W|P|
Hui Ching|W|P|
Sighh..I'm so furry and cuddly...
6/11/2005 09:36:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
General Chewhuiching |W|P|
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6/11/2005 10:40:00 am|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
6/11/2005 10:40:00 am|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
Bad Hair Day????
6/12/2005 09:22:00 am|W|P|
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Dun play play, i use Loreal Professional Products.
6/11/2005 09:05:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
Congrats Kumsternana |W|P|
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allanlimyc@gmail.com
6/11/2005 09:27:00 am|W|P|
Hui Ching|W|P|
Forgot to leave my name.
Huay
6/11/2005 12:30:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
General Todd Joo Binks |W|P|
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toadjuice@yahoo.com
6/11/2005 12:48:00 am|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
Awesome!
Aye aye binks......
:)
6/11/2005 12:29:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
Queen Padme Ambryana |W|P|
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toadjuice@yahoo.com
6/11/2005 12:49:00 am|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
aww..... Isn't that simply ravishing ;)
heh heh
6/10/2005 04:02:00 pm|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
Tomorrow. 11 june.
I, Kumsternana, will have a missus.
I will sumpah that i'll share everything i have (including Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream) with my missus an only my missus, for the rest of my kummy life.
Tough shit.
Gay boy thinks i'm mental. Toddy doesn't give a flying fuck. My other friends cannot wait for my wedding dinner so that they can pickle my liver in alcohol once and for all. What goes around, comes around... sigh..
Me? I'm looking forward to it. No kidding. I'm seriously looking forward to be married. Seriously, how many people can get married while you are still so much in love?
-digression starts-
2 days ago, me and missus had to appear at ROM counter to process the paperwork and stuff. Thats when i get to see the other couples getting married. And i was shocked, cos its a fucking zoo.
I saw, a middle-age bloke, with a pregnant wife (huge tummy, must be like 8 months or something), and the wife is spotting crew cut (like 2 by 3, recruit style) hair style. And she is from Macau. 2 blokes were there with their vietnamese wives-to-be. The chinese couple waiting beside us were like 20 years old and apparently they just had a fight, they are not talking to each other... and they will get married 2 days later. Like that how? All sorts of weird couples, young indian couples, the girl must be like 15 years old... young guy with really old wife... Old man with chinese wife... Its a fucking zoo.
After the paper work and stuff, me and my wife left the place feeling
nauseous...
-digression ends-
Anyway, I'm a lucky bastard.
While i'm at it, i'm going to spend my life making her a lucky lass too.
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6/10/2005 09:44:00 pm|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
You are a Lucky Lad, so be true to your 'sompah', we'll be watching.
Wish I could be part of the possum that pickles your liver, but I don't do poseurs, Give me a FatatheHunk anytime.......
All the best skummy, and for the record, I don't need to think you're mental, coz that's a gross understatement :)
6/10/2005 10:50:00 pm|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
What exactly is a "Flying Fuck"?
6/11/2005 04:30:00 am|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
I presume its akin to joining the Mile-High Club....?
6/11/2005 10:14:00 am|W|P|
Hui Ching|W|P|
It's easy to be so in love when you're newly married, make sure u sompah to put in all effort to STAY in love as well....
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Most of us get married when we are very much in love.....Enjoy the honeymoon bro...
6/09/2005 02:02:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
And you think that mono-brain-celled taxi-drivers are the worst permutation of human species.
Enter the Air-con sales man (to be specific, aircon sales man at Gain-City Compass point).
After dinner, me and my wife-to-be (yipee!) decides to check out the appliance stores at compass point. So we walked into the gain-city shop. There was this youngish salesman serving another customer, so we just hang around a bit, look-see look-see and waited for our turn. One funny thing is, we noticed that the youngish-salesman never gave us any eye contact (basically did not acknowledge our presence), let alone talk to us to let us know he will attend to us later. Nothing like "Please look around, i'll attend to you shortly", just act blur only.
After 2 minutes, the customer left. The youngish-salesman still refuse to look at us, or talk to us even though the shop was empty except for him and us (me and my wtb). He just stood around, kept his pen, check his handphone for SMS... Which to me was amazing, as i totally expect these people to leech on to me from the moment i step into the shop. Maybe he hit his sales target for the year liao, so not need to sell any more aircons, or maybe his mum say never talk to strangers.
Anyhow before i started to yell at him to get his attention, a more senior salesman entered the shop (probably from a smoke break). So i stop the more-senior-salesman on his tracks and started to ask him what he recommend based on my situation. What happened next just made me sibeh tu-lan. The idiot started his sales pitch, but all the while he was walking around, packing his stuff!! In the 2 minutes i was talking to him, he completed these tasks:
1) took his bag from the corner of the shop
2) ransack thru the bag, fished out a spectacle case
3) took out a spectacle cloth
4) started cleaning his spectacle
5) walk to the other corner of the shop, arrange the brochures
6) return to the first corner of the shop, strike 3 different poses, leaning against the wall, arms on hips, lean on the counter.
Nabeh, i was following him around the shop and he was answering me half fuck answers, with the handful of neurons he have left in his brains. And the answers were very rude too.
Tu-lan x 100, so i just walked of the shop, curse the 2 of them in my heart. (so now blog shit about them, eat this, lan-jiao saleman 1 and lan-jiao salesman 2!!!)
Anyway, i'm advertising this bloke-site http://singapore-aircon.blogspot.com/ run by Ah naiz, which carries tonnes of information about air-con installation in singapore. It tells you what is inverter, what are the lies that the air-con salesmen try to sell you, there is even a free-consultation thrown in.
What more can you ask for?
Actually you can ask, are there other blogs like this?? answer is yes. http://weddingthoughts.blogspot.com/
This blog carries tonnes of information about getting married and stuff. Information overload.
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6/09/2005 09:17:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
Actually, you should have noted their names and place it on this blog.
Also let people know which outlet they pretend to work in.
Use phone cam to take their pictures if possible. This is the best way to humiliate them.
After the humiliation (not much eye balling since this is just clubnarc and not google), comes the sabo... here's a step-by-step instruction to what you can do:
1) Go back to the outlet.
2) Go to the audio visual section.
3) Set the clock on the mini compos to the actual time.
4) Set timer to turn on radio in 10 minutes.
5) Turn the volume to max.
6) Got to the next mini compo (preferable on the far end).
7) Repeat step 1 to 7 until all the mini compos are set but set to radio to go on in 1 minute intervals.
8) Make sure you are out of the store in 10 minutes, otherwise, adjust the timing according to your effeciency.
6/09/2005 11:13:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
thanks todd.
you react pretty darn fast. You must be checking on the blog like every hourly...???
This saturday 1.45pm, dun be late cos in a flash it'll be over. The solemnisation starts at 2pm, and probably finish at 2.04pm..
Dress easy, no ang pow and stuff. Just show up.
6/10/2005 10:27:00 am|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
Ok, no ang pow, I can live with that.... :)
so abck to the Aircon man... I think the mini compo does not have the required wattage.... how bout taking steps 1-7 thru the home theather system, factor in more time, for efficiency would be hampered in this arena...
This is indeed like some sequel, letos call it the "Skum Wars".....
Oh oh, a better one, "Skum vs. Skum", in memory of Alfred E. Newman....
C'mon Toddy, let's shake with the left hands :)
B
6/10/2005 10:38:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
We can start with:
"Long long ago in a shopping mall far far away... shoppers were psychologically abused by heaps of MacDonald's rejects who found their way into the mall as salesman.
It is now up to Luke Skumwhacker, the one prophecised to bring balance to the store to save the mall."
Heh heh... how's that?
6/10/2005 11:00:00 am|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
I have a vision......
That of Fatathehunk wading up to Puke SkumWasher and demanding ransom for Princess hu-ay.......
And the episode lives on...
6/10/2005 03:10:00 pm|W|P|
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R2D2: tutu weewoo weeoo beep beep beep...
6/11/2005 10:18:00 am|W|P|
Toadjuice|W|P|
Ok, so who is clitnarc?
6/21/2005 12:30:00 am|W|P|
Allan Lim|W|P|
so now its a tough fight... for the skums of singapore award.
Taxi Drivers or Appliances Salesmen...
6/07/2005 11:43:00 pm|W|P|
JonnBryan|W|P|
Oral Hygiene...or so it seems...... |W|P|
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