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6/29/2005 04:54:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| |W|P| 112003546113208193|W|P| some comic relief...=)|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/30/2005 03:05:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| Spunky Mutt ! 6/30/2005 03:37:00 PM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| fuck you bryani. 7/01/2005 11:31:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| now now Skummy... watch the language, you wouldn't want to be labeled a crass arse now, would you :)

(not that you aren't, but well...) 6/28/2005 12:03:00 PM|W|P| JonnBryan|W|P|
He ain't Heavy.... familiar resemblance?|W|P| 111993143805757934|W|P| |W|P| jonnbryan@gmail.com 6/28/2005 03:32:00 PM|W|P| Anonymous Huay|W|P| Eh? When did Fata visit u? 6/28/2005 11:52:00 AM|W|P| JonnBryan|W|P|
Guess what :)|W|P| 111993076935588306|W|P| |W|P| jonnbryan@gmail.com 6/29/2005 09:53:00 AM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| CHEE BYE BRYAN!!

My tax money all went into this shit lor!

Chee bye!! 6/29/2005 12:02:00 PM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| Those were what I had to take, to relieve myself of your skummy blogs.... bleh 6/27/2005 06:21:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| Spotted along Toa Payoh Lor 7. Dad is ferrying his daughter to school on this lau-pok bike. Its not any lau-pok bike. It comes with seat belt too. And lots and lots of love...|W|P| 111986805759298519|W|P| Biker Chick with Cool Dad|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/28/2005 09:03:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| Ah... but it really depends one's perspective.

What I see is a human shield being restrained to the driver. This absorbs the impact if the lau pok bike gets rear ended.

The 'safety belt'? Bah! Its a restrain to prevent the kid from shifting about. When not in an ideal position. Rider's safety could be compromised.

Note: Lau pok bike needs this rear ending protection a bit more, since they have the habit of doing 40km/h on the expressway.

For cars, strap 2 kids to the bumper for added bumper protection. Face them backwards to provide entertainment for the motorist behind. 6/28/2005 09:07:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| so I guess you go to juvenile prison for replacements? 6/28/2005 09:11:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| It really depends. If you want to go for the fierce look type, that's where you go to.

But if you are looking for the 'Annie, the sun will come out, tomorrow...' type, the orphanages are a better option. 6/28/2005 09:14:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| So stay away from Pipeline Services franchises... you'll get booked for indecency on the highways ;p 6/27/2005 08:56:00 AM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P| Guess its haze time again! While our own press are busy blaming our neighbours for the haze problem, they somehow neglected to mention that we can be proud of these "Made in Singapore" haze too. Our neighbours can make, we also can! An article from the CNA website, dated 22 Jun 05: SINGAPORE : A change in wind direction has brought some smoke haze from Sumatra to Singapore. The National Environment Agency says satellite pictures have shown an increase in the number of hotspots in Sumatra over the past few days. More than 100 hotspots were detected in Riau and central Sumatra last Sunday. Until recently, the smoke from these fires has not affected Singapore because of the location of the fires and the direction of the winds. But a change in wind direction has caused slightly hazy conditions and a drop in visibility last Sunday and on Wednesday. The hazy condition is expected to persist over the next few days but it may improve when wind direction changes to a southeasterly direction later in the week. At 4pm on Wednesday evening, the PSI level was 74. This is the highest level recorded this year, but still within the 'moderate' range. The latest weather and PSI information is available at the . - CNA /ch|W|P| 111983379666190865|W|P| Fire along the TPE... again...|W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/25/2005 12:14:00 PM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P| Wah! Story so long ago still want to blog ah... lidat, I also have story liao lor... Long long ago, in a galaxy far far away... (camera angle pan down to Planet Earth, zoom in from space to Jalan Bahar... then to NTU...) I was a third year student in the School of Civil & Structural Engineering, CSE (doesn't mean that I've been there for 3 years... could have been more, I can't remember). It was the examinations period, continuous failures to clear particular modules have eaten into the sanity (or insanity) of many. A group of us, with mind twisted by the Dark Lords of the CSEth then decided to take a break from pretending to study in the reading room. Packed in three cars, we drove over to the friendly neighbourhood cemetery (Chua Chu Kang) for a breadth of fresh air. Like all other cemeteries that I have been to, it was really dark at night. I think this could be due to the lack of lamps there, a result of cemetery builders trying to cut cost. (Construction industry not doing well.) Anyway, we had great fun there, trying to leave people behind and stuff. We even took some pictures. Eventually, we all got tired and left, with everyone accounted for... or so we thought. Like typical Singaporeans we had to settle for 'kopi' at the Jurong West extension kopi shop. This was where things started to become wierd. After taking our order of drinks, the kopi soh still lingered around, insisting that one of our 'friends' have not ordered. We looked around, confirmed that we all have made our orders then replied that everyone had ordered our beverages. The auntie just gave a puzzled look and walked off. The the 'tze char' uncle came over to take our orders. Then same thing happened. He too walked away looking puzzled. It could have been a coincidence, or maybe not... but I confirm scat scat.. and later that night, I drove home... alone... and yes, I did not even dare to look into my rear view mirror... just in case lah... scat scat mah...|W|P| 111967472269453216|W|P| Scat scat (Policeman wear shorts history...)|W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/24/2005 04:46:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| well well well, spooky stories have recently surfaced, something happened to him and her. Now i tell you mine. Years back in NTU, i was the Hall Orientation Camp Co-chairman. You know every decent orientation camp back then have to have a decent "ghost night" event. So the bloody chee-ko-pek boys fresh out of the army can hold the hands of the bloody damsel-in-distress chio-bus and raba-raba until shiok shiok. Well well, we have all been there.. hee hee. Anyways, before the orientation camp itself, there is a full-dress-rehersal, must like the NDP "preview" like that. The seniors will run thru the events and provide any last minute fine-tuning and stuff. So, our ghost night is staged the the mother of all haunted house in singapore --> the old Changi Hospital. Trust me, its fucking scary x 100. Day time the place already very creepy, at night without lights + when the wind blows, the windows starts to bang pen and close.... But as the no-2 man in the camp committee, i have to garang-garang walk about the place to inspect the various station and stuff. Nearing the end of the event liao, i had to relieve myself, so i went up to a wall and did it (i cannot remember whether i had "ask for permission" before doing it). Fast forward to the next day morning... i woke from my hostel room, drag myself out of bed to go brush teeth. When i opened the door, i was greeted by a urine stench. There was a puddle of pee beside my door. The interesting thing is, looking at the pattern of the dried pee, it started from a spot that is under a rack that i have outside my door. ie Someone /something moved my rack aside, pee alr, move the rack back. Lan-lan i clean up the thing and then went to school. Next morning, fucking like ground hog day, the same pee thingy happened. This time, i did not go to school, i went to the si-beh-loh (4th street) temple and pray and pray and took a "fu" (talisman) and stuck on my hostel door. And that was the end of the peeing liao. Thinking back, actually i was more of bloody tu-lan with the whatever that did it than feeling fearful or scared. I just want "it" to stop bothering me. You have a creepy story to share?|W|P| 111960502606947581|W|P| Scat scat....|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/24/2005 02:45:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|
Tioman Posted by Hello|W|P| 111959555083665880|W|P| |W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/24/2005 02:32:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|
Tioman Posted by Hello|W|P| 111959472495331894|W|P| |W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/24/2005 02:11:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|
Chef Toddy Posted by Hello|W|P| 111959348468227943|W|P| |W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/24/2005 05:02:00 AM|W|P| JonnBryan|W|P|
Christ of the Deep, Key Largo, FL Posted by Hello|W|P| 111956055148542055|W|P| |W|P| jonnbryan@gmail.com 6/24/2005 05:00:00 AM|W|P| JonnBryan|W|P|
Christ of the Deep, Key Largo, FL Posted by Hello|W|P| 111956042536615678|W|P| |W|P| jonnbryan@gmail.com 6/23/2005 04:57:00 PM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P| It's been awhile since we talked dive stuff, so let's have a pop quiz... Scenario: You are at this dive site. It is a wall dive. Depth of dive site is 100m. You enter the water with a giant stride entry. Instead of breaking surface, you go into an uncontrolled descent. What would you do? Okay fellow divers, think of what you would have done and what is the right thing to do... comments please.|W|P| 111951795087412872|W|P| Diving Pop Quiz...|W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/23/2005 05:48:00 PM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| Okay, is this a normal question or is it a trick question (where we answer seriously and then you laugh at us)... 6/23/2005 05:58:00 PM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| That would depend on how funny your serious answers are lor...

Good to think of this type of scenarios... and their solutions... 6/23/2005 06:31:00 PM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| Immediately start finning up lah.

If fail, adopt the GUR-DIR stance (ie the prone position, like free-falling) to slow your descend and try to activate your BC inflator.
Start to ditch weights too. 6/24/2005 11:20:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| Steady, good remedial action.

Usually, this scenaria will happen when BC is faulty or not partially inflated.

So I also will ditch weights and fin up.

People with integrated weights, too bad. Lose weight pouch... but better than... aieeeeee....... 6/30/2005 03:44:00 PM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| err... how abt starting ur dive rite away, nowsadays du8n have much weights to ditch + lazy to blow up BCD.... ;p
meng 6/23/2005 01:51:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|

Congratulations kumsternana, you are...


Kenny Sia of kennysia.com

You have it all, or so you think. Big balls, big bird, big everything. Also a big heart and ever-ready big hug to give out to everybody who needs one. But you didn't know this. You're the one who need a hug the most. So hugs to you!

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

|W|P| 111950593275321267|W|P| Depression set in when i found out that...|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/20/2005 11:24:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| Mission accomplished. |W|P| 111928157698465118|W|P| TreeTopTeam|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/21/2005 12:43:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| Wow! Kum actually got up! 6/21/2005 02:00:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| Nice pic, who's that Skum? 6/16/2005 11:11:00 AM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|

Okay, boys and girls, Over a very sumptuous lunch of "land-turtle" soup and roasted duck yesterday, me and chee han plotted an outing for this sunday. In this partnership, my job is to figure out the information and spoon feed all of you folks, while Chee Han's job is to supervise me. Well, this is what i gathered 1) Access to the bridge is free-of-charge !!! 2) There are 2 ways of going reaching the "holy grail". The intended way is to park at the MacRitchie carpark (the one we went to for our annual cross-country runs in our secondary school), and trek 5km to and 5km from the bridge. Total distance 10km, estimated time taken for general public is about 4 hours. [And for well-trained athletes like us, we can make it in 3 hours 55 mins.] 3) The other way, which is a bit more Sillyporean way of doing thing. We will cut-queue. We will park our cars at either the small carpark (120 lots) along Venus Drive, or park at the multi-storey carpark across Thomson road (at Blk 446/448 Sim Ming Ave), or anyhowly park along Island Club Road and risk a $2million fine. After which, we will happily stroll along the Island Club Road into the 2km mark of the trial and start from there. 4) I know many of you will protest. You will think that you are the fittest and fastest and bestest frisbee player in the whole of Bishan Park 1 and moreover, you, as a mountaineer, have reached the peak of Mount Kaninabalu sereval years ago... So we should just cut the crap and do the full 10km trail. I would also like to remind you that... we are not young anymore too. 5) Things to take note: a) Bring water (1 litre each) b) Bring as little else as possible c) Wear proper shoes d) Bring Emergency Communication Device equiped with Distress Beacon (ie Handphone) e) Have breakfast first, else later "pengsan" inside jungle need to activate Orang Asli trekker to find you. 6) So, sissy trail it shall be. Who is game, who is chicken? Please RSVP to Chee Han.Chee Han, Kums, Jes, Jes's Friend Shirley, Todd, Yibin, Claris, wtr, Tan Feng, Sum... who else?? Meeting Place: Venus Drive junction with Island Club Road, Time: 9am, Date: This Sunday 19 June TIK|W|P| 111889150401567472|W|P| A walk in the trees - MacRitchie Reservoir|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/20/2005 05:15:00 PM|W|P| Blogger Cowboy Caleb|W|P| You have been Tomorrowed

http://tomorrow.sg/archives/2005/06/20/singapore_air-con_blog.html 6/15/2005 09:46:00 AM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|
How A China Man Wears His Pants Posted by Hello|W|P| 111880001020286256|W|P| |W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/15/2005 09:46:00 AM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|
Loose Skin Posted by Hello|W|P| 111879996211386466|W|P| |W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/21/2005 06:38:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| You have been tomoloed... with skin like that, you have no tomorrow! 6/15/2005 09:43:00 AM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|
Cant remember whose nip this is. Bryan's? Posted by Hello|W|P| 111879982073245256|W|P| |W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/15/2005 09:42:00 AM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|
Another Thigh Wide Open by Huay Posted by Hello|W|P| 111879974423452671|W|P| |W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/15/2005 12:56:00 AM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P|
He ain't heavy... he's my brudder... Posted by Hello|W|P| 111876819110566617|W|P| |W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/15/2005 12:58:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| oh, poor allan.... 6/15/2005 12:43:00 AM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P|
Guess who? Posted by Hello|W|P| 111876739795164580|W|P| |W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/15/2005 12:47:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| Skum in Manado? 6/14/2005 04:47:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|
Kum's buttbutt, and Mel's salivating.. Posted by Hello|W|P| 111873882366516549|W|P| |W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/14/2005 09:49:00 PM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| Mel has had one too many gelatos..... 6/14/2005 11:16:00 PM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| thanks a lot gay boy.. 6/15/2005 12:39:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| Damn! This is super retro. 6/14/2005 04:43:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|
Another of those Thighs Wide Open photos.. Posted by Hello|W|P| 111873861436632116|W|P| |W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/14/2005 09:50:00 PM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| OMG.....

That's a familiar scene...

ha ha 6/15/2005 12:45:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| Wh yis Bryan rubbing Kum's crotch with his leg? 6/15/2005 04:26:00 PM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| that explans my satisfied face. 6/14/2005 04:10:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| Silly Darth comic|W|P| 111873669476310174|W|P| Darthy stuff|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/14/2005 09:42:00 AM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P|
When we're off diving... 26 Dec 03 Posted by Hello|W|P| 111871332125825519|W|P| |W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/14/2005 09:49:00 PM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| Poor Gal,

No wonder she stopped diving wth us.......

"It wasn't me"...

--Skum, Todd, Bry (STBs) 6/13/2005 07:05:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| . Taking foot fetish to another level.|W|P| 111866075322578573|W|P| Random Photo|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/14/2005 09:35:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| Random my ass... this is just a totally disgusting picture... 6/14/2005 10:45:00 AM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| its a random photo from my collection of toes... can?

Dun hate, big up yourself. 6/14/2005 09:50:00 PM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| Bad toes... bad bad toes... 6/13/2005 07:02:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| These are Jesmine's friends, (from left GuanGuan, Chester and family and Jesmine and Kums). Notice the kid is nodding off... Jesmine's gals (Jes, Sally and Janice and her little princess) |W|P| 111866068237898392|W|P| 11th June, this happened...|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/13/2005 08:40:00 AM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| "The doctor gave him two weeks to live I'd give him more... if i could." - If I could, Jack Johnson (In Betweeen Dreams) -|W|P| 111862322356092910|W|P| Jack Johnson|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/13/2005 04:53:00 PM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| So, who's this Jack Johnson guy anyway? 6/13/2005 06:39:00 PM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| Jack Johnson is my fav singer now.

http://www.jackjohnsonmusic.com/ 6/12/2005 12:07:00 AM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P|
First pict of Kum sompah on the blog. Posted by Hello|W|P| 111850604408515015|W|P| |W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/12/2005 12:30:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| sweet :) 6/11/2005 10:08:00 AM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| A message board has been included into this blog for the benefit of everyone who wants to ramble about stuff. I hope you enjoy it. Should if be too much of an eyesore and you want it removes, drop me a message. Cheers! --- You have to believe in luck. How else can you explain the success of your enemy? ---|W|P| 111845587810032725|W|P| A message board in the blog...|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/11/2005 11:46:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Hui Ching|W|P| Sighh..I'm so furry and cuddly... 6/11/2005 09:36:00 AM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P|
General Chewhuiching Posted by Hello|W|P| 111845378615159085|W|P| |W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/11/2005 10:40:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| This post has been removed by a blog administrator. 6/11/2005 10:40:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| Bad Hair Day???? 6/12/2005 09:22:00 AM|W|P| Anonymous Huay|W|P| Dun play play, i use Loreal Professional Products. 6/11/2005 09:05:00 AM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P|
Congrats Kumsternana Posted by Hello|W|P| 111845195261939129|W|P| |W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/11/2005 09:27:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Hui Ching|W|P| Forgot to leave my name.

Huay 6/11/2005 12:30:00 AM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P|
General Todd Joo Binks Posted by Hello|W|P| 111842103389402429|W|P| |W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/11/2005 12:48:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| Awesome!

Aye aye binks......

:) 6/11/2005 12:29:00 AM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P|
Queen Padme Ambryana Posted by Hello|W|P| 111842099532686625|W|P| |W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/11/2005 12:49:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| aww..... Isn't that simply ravishing ;)

heh heh 6/10/2005 04:02:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| Tomorrow. 11 june. I, Kumsternana, will have a missus. I will sumpah that i'll share everything i have (including Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream) with my missus an only my missus, for the rest of my kummy life. Tough shit. Gay boy thinks i'm mental. Toddy doesn't give a flying fuck. My other friends cannot wait for my wedding dinner so that they can pickle my liver in alcohol once and for all. What goes around, comes around... sigh.. Me? I'm looking forward to it. No kidding. I'm seriously looking forward to be married. Seriously, how many people can get married while you are still so much in love? -digression starts- 2 days ago, me and missus had to appear at ROM counter to process the paperwork and stuff. Thats when i get to see the other couples getting married. And i was shocked, cos its a fucking zoo. I saw, a middle-age bloke, with a pregnant wife (huge tummy, must be like 8 months or something), and the wife is spotting crew cut (like 2 by 3, recruit style) hair style. And she is from Macau. 2 blokes were there with their vietnamese wives-to-be. The chinese couple waiting beside us were like 20 years old and apparently they just had a fight, they are not talking to each other... and they will get married 2 days later. Like that how? All sorts of weird couples, young indian couples, the girl must be like 15 years old... young guy with really old wife... Old man with chinese wife... Its a fucking zoo. After the paper work and stuff, me and my wife left the place feeling nauseous... -digression ends- Anyway, I'm a lucky bastard. While i'm at it, i'm going to spend my life making her a lucky lass too. TIK|W|P| 111839056464268005|W|P| Registry of Martyrdom.|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/10/2005 09:44:00 PM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| You are a Lucky Lad, so be true to your 'sompah', we'll be watching.

Wish I could be part of the possum that pickles your liver, but I don't do poseurs, Give me a FatatheHunk anytime.......

All the best skummy, and for the record, I don't need to think you're mental, coz that's a gross understatement :) 6/10/2005 10:50:00 PM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| What exactly is a "Flying Fuck"? 6/11/2005 04:30:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| I presume its akin to joining the Mile-High Club....? 6/11/2005 10:14:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Hui Ching|W|P| It's easy to be so in love when you're newly married, make sure u sompah to put in all effort to STAY in love as well.... 6/14/2005 12:49:00 PM|W|P| Anonymous FATA|W|P| Most of us get married when we are very much in love.....Enjoy the honeymoon bro... 6/09/2005 02:02:00 AM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| And you think that mono-brain-celled taxi-drivers are the worst permutation of human species. Enter the Air-con sales man (to be specific, aircon sales man at Gain-City Compass point). After dinner, me and my wife-to-be (yipee!) decides to check out the appliance stores at compass point. So we walked into the gain-city shop. There was this youngish salesman serving another customer, so we just hang around a bit, look-see look-see and waited for our turn. One funny thing is, we noticed that the youngish-salesman never gave us any eye contact (basically did not acknowledge our presence), let alone talk to us to let us know he will attend to us later. Nothing like "Please look around, i'll attend to you shortly", just act blur only. After 2 minutes, the customer left. The youngish-salesman still refuse to look at us, or talk to us even though the shop was empty except for him and us (me and my wtb). He just stood around, kept his pen, check his handphone for SMS... Which to me was amazing, as i totally expect these people to leech on to me from the moment i step into the shop. Maybe he hit his sales target for the year liao, so not need to sell any more aircons, or maybe his mum say never talk to strangers. Anyhow before i started to yell at him to get his attention, a more senior salesman entered the shop (probably from a smoke break). So i stop the more-senior-salesman on his tracks and started to ask him what he recommend based on my situation. What happened next just made me sibeh tu-lan. The idiot started his sales pitch, but all the while he was walking around, packing his stuff!! In the 2 minutes i was talking to him, he completed these tasks: 1) took his bag from the corner of the shop 2) ransack thru the bag, fished out a spectacle case 3) took out a spectacle cloth 4) started cleaning his spectacle 5) walk to the other corner of the shop, arrange the brochures 6) return to the first corner of the shop, strike 3 different poses, leaning against the wall, arms on hips, lean on the counter. Nabeh, i was following him around the shop and he was answering me half fuck answers, with the handful of neurons he have left in his brains. And the answers were very rude too. Tu-lan x 100, so i just walked of the shop, curse the 2 of them in my heart. (so now blog shit about them, eat this, lan-jiao saleman 1 and lan-jiao salesman 2!!!) Anyway, i'm advertising this bloke-site http://singapore-aircon.blogspot.com/ run by Ah naiz, which carries tonnes of information about air-con installation in singapore. It tells you what is inverter, what are the lies that the air-con salesmen try to sell you, there is even a free-consultation thrown in. What more can you ask for? Actually you can ask, are there other blogs like this?? answer is yes. http://weddingthoughts.blogspot.com/ This blog carries tonnes of information about getting married and stuff. Information overload. TIK|W|P| 111825591776452765|W|P| Scums of the earth.|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/09/2005 09:17:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| Actually, you should have noted their names and place it on this blog.

Also let people know which outlet they pretend to work in.

Use phone cam to take their pictures if possible. This is the best way to humiliate them.

After the humiliation (not much eye balling since this is just clubnarc and not google), comes the sabo... here's a step-by-step instruction to what you can do:

1) Go back to the outlet.
2) Go to the audio visual section.
3) Set the clock on the mini compos to the actual time.
4) Set timer to turn on radio in 10 minutes.
5) Turn the volume to max.
6) Got to the next mini compo (preferable on the far end).
7) Repeat step 1 to 7 until all the mini compos are set but set to radio to go on in 1 minute intervals.
8) Make sure you are out of the store in 10 minutes, otherwise, adjust the timing according to your effeciency. 6/09/2005 11:13:00 AM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| thanks todd.

you react pretty darn fast. You must be checking on the blog like every hourly...???

This saturday 1.45pm, dun be late cos in a flash it'll be over. The solemnisation starts at 2pm, and probably finish at 2.04pm..

Dress easy, no ang pow and stuff. Just show up. 6/10/2005 10:27:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| Ok, no ang pow, I can live with that.... :)

so abck to the Aircon man... I think the mini compo does not have the required wattage.... how bout taking steps 1-7 thru the home theather system, factor in more time, for efficiency would be hampered in this arena...

This is indeed like some sequel, letos call it the "Skum Wars".....

Oh oh, a better one, "Skum vs. Skum", in memory of Alfred E. Newman....

C'mon Toddy, let's shake with the left hands :)

B 6/10/2005 10:38:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| We can start with:
"Long long ago in a shopping mall far far away... shoppers were psychologically abused by heaps of MacDonald's rejects who found their way into the mall as salesman.

It is now up to Luke Skumwhacker, the one prophecised to bring balance to the store to save the mall."

Heh heh... how's that? 6/10/2005 11:00:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| I have a vision......

That of Fatathehunk wading up to Puke SkumWasher and demanding ransom for Princess hu-ay.......

And the episode lives on... 6/10/2005 03:10:00 PM|W|P| Anonymous clitnarc|W|P| R2D2: tutu weewoo weeoo beep beep beep... 6/11/2005 10:18:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Toadjuice|W|P| Ok, so who is clitnarc? 6/20/2005 08:32:00 PM|W|P| Blogger imustendure|W|P| Actually such people are around everywhere esp in electronic shops.. (electronic shops attract the 'best'? or they just desperate to employ anyone that bother to come for the interview..!?)

Was at BEST Parkway in the afternoon with a friend to look at plasma tv, met an idiot with similiar attitude (Ken T**). He looks/act/talk like a gangster (I would be surprise if he isnt!) and has a 'dont waste my time, u cant afford it..i tell u price also no use' attitude.

So my advise to people who are interested in looking for electronics at parkway. Go to Harvey next door! 6/21/2005 12:30:00 AM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| so now its a tough fight... for the skums of singapore award.

Taxi Drivers or Appliances Salesmen... 6/07/2005 11:43:00 PM|W|P| JonnBryan|W|P|
Oral Hygiene...or so it seems...... Posted by Hello|W|P| 111815902456628170|W|P| |W|P| jonnbryan@gmail.com 6/07/2005 11:27:00 PM|W|P| JonnBryan|W|P|
Diving isn't the only thing we do here ;p Posted by Hello|W|P| 111815804091223753|W|P| |W|P| jonnbryan@gmail.com 6/07/2005 11:24:00 PM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P|
Georgeous diving sluts during dive interval Posted by Hello|W|P| 111815789566583149|W|P| |W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/09/2005 02:50:00 AM|W|P| Blogger clubnarc|W|P| Great job... you twit!

Now ISA will start tailing the 4 of us everywhere to find evidence to link us to the Al-qeada and detain us until we are too old for be any threat to the PAP. 6/10/2005 11:16:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| They have to know that it wasn't us... The Skum led us down the twisted forked road....... hiss hiss 6/10/2005 11:19:00 AM|W|P| Blogger Huay|W|P| I just love this photo. Look, Bryan's even got rosy cheeks! 6/07/2005 11:22:00 PM|W|P| JonnBryan|W|P|
Now you know why we're perpetually happy :) Posted by Hello|W|P| 111815776261475422|W|P| |W|P| jonnbryan@gmail.com 6/07/2005 01:47:00 PM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P|
And who says men can't multitask? Posted by Hello|W|P| 111812324789669505|W|P| |W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/07/2005 12:30:00 AM|W|P| Toadjuice|W|P| 10) You have to lend him weight so he can get under. 9) He keeps calling his scuba cylinder an "oxygen tank". 8) When he asks you to share air, he uses your snorkel. 7) He fills out a dive log entry for every pool session. 6) He plays victim in your rescue course, but he isn't playing. 5) He says, "Just yawn to decompress, like on an airplane". 4) He takes out his knife when you give the sign that you are out of air. 3) He suggests doing your last check-out dive right away--since your flight doesn't leave for another 2 hours. 2) His new dive computer is a Palm Pilot. 1) You ask him what he thinks about nitrox and he says, "Aaah, all that wrestling crap is fake"!|W|P| 111807558939924776|W|P| Top Ten Signs That You Know More About Diving Than Your Instructor|W|P| toadjuice@yahoo.com 6/07/2005 09:33:00 PM|W|P| Blogger Rupen|W|P| Very funny Todd. 6/06/2005 10:21:00 AM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| check out this dive operation just started by a couple of my friends...it's diving in YAP....planning to go there soon..... http://www.rizedivingcenter.com/Dive%20Sites.html FATA|W|P| 111802504853476521|W|P| Yap Diving - Cheaper Alternative|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com 6/08/2005 11:40:00 AM|W|P| Blogger JonnBryan|W|P| Cheaper alternative to? Palau? 6/03/2005 11:25:00 PM|W|P| Allan Lim|W|P| If you have not seen the video clip yet... where have you been? Anyway, the T-shirt is now out too... order here. I'm getting 2 of them. Both large size, one is for myself and the other maybe as a gift for any foreign friends visiting. Sometimes, you get visitors from overseas that come visiting and you'll bring them to eat chilli crabs and visit geylang (if they are guy friends) just to show off singapore.. then you'll crack your brain to think of something singaporean to bring back... well i thought this T-shirt can be a nice gift. TIK|W|P| 111781423940710097|W|P| Tak Giu|W|P| allanlimyc@gmail.com